Let’s Go ‘Canes!
Thursday, May 10th, 2007
The zany fun known as hurricane season is fast approaching, and the Junkiness Meteorological Mob knows you’d hate for it to begin without knowing the names of each and every storm that’s about to flatten your home, dog, and all your possessions.
So, we happily present the official alphabetical names of the first 26 tropical storms, hurricanes, or badass muthafuckin’ hurricanes for the 2007 season–which will long be remembered as the year you really wished you’d stayed in Jersey and married that crazy skank Sheila Garibaldi instead of moving to Florida to pursue your stupid dreams:
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