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    A Very JUNKINESS Christmas Takes Sides

    Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

    While some of you are appalled at the “new Britney,” complete with anatomically direct photos of B-Spayed’s lady business, others find it a charming return to her slutty beginnings. We at JUNKINESS want to help you find gifts for everyone on your list, so we’ve taken this totally stolen idea to it’s raunchy extreme.

    TEAM BRITNEY vs TEAM BRITNEY’S VAGINA

    More of a call-it-like-you-see-it kinda gal? Get right to the point:

    “Publicity Cunt” Undies Set

    See also: POPOZAO ‘08
    HO HO HO BAG
    I [SPACESHIP] SCIENTOLOGY.
    Coming soon: 7 more stuffings for your stockings!

    This Turkey Smells Like Bullshit

    Thursday, November 30th, 2006

    Hitler’s Bunker Was Booked

    Monday, October 30th, 2006

    The Breakup: A Documentary?

    Friday, August 25th, 2006

    Jennifer Aniston: ENRAGED!!!

    Wednesday, August 9th, 2006
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