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The AP has called Montana for Tester. Allen is expected to concede later today. And now…
During today’s news conference, President Bush officially announced (what Comedy Central Insider predicted): the resignation of Secretary of Defense Donald “Rummy” Rumsfeld.
Rumsfeld, leaving his post earlier than he hoped, remarked, “You go into retirement with the retirement plan you have, not the reitirement plan you want.”
Meanwhile, Bush has chosen Bill Gates to succeed Rumsfeld at the Pentagon. American troops in Iraq will begin Operation Ctrl+Alt+Delete early next month.
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