Shh! Did You Guys Hear Something?
I could have sworn I heard someone say “Renee Zellweger.” Apparently Nay-Zell has been talking to a magazine about her failed marriage to Kenny Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz………………
Renee Zellweger has broken her silence over her 128-day marriage to country singer Kenny Chesney, declaring the relationship “the biggest personal mistake of my life.”
Um, what about Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason?
“I made the biggest personal mistake of my life.”
Shark Tale? The Bachelor? Empire Records?
“The biggest personal mistake of my life.”
What about George Clooney, Jim Carrey and Jack White?
“The biggest–”
And that constant sourfaced pucker?!!
“…personal mistake–”
Going back in time and selling your DNA to Jewel and Joey Lauren Adams’ parents?
“…of my life.”
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November 14th, 2006 21:10
Oh, come now. Empire Records was funny.
November 15th, 2006 12:25
Must be that “Sugar High” you’re on…