Attention Colin Farrell!
Dear Colin Farrell, we recently became aware of the following statement…
“I really enjoyed watching Gladiator. But I really think that Russell Crowe could get up, pull his pants down, take a shit, and you would still be completely blown away by it.”
Seriously, if this whole celebrity thing doesn’t work out for you, please consider taking on a position here at Junkiness. We’ve been trying, but we can’t write anything that good. You’re a natural!
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November 16th, 2006 16:23
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November 16th, 2006 21:42
I don’t know about that, but Kurt Russel once took a crap on a buffet table at my cousin’s wedding, and that was definitely awesome.