OJ To Not Talk About Not Not Killing Those People
After
a flurry of controversy, the proposed book and TV special in which OJ Simpson would discuss in detail exactly how he would’ve not not killed his wife and her platonic male friend if he in fact didn’t not kill them hasn’t not been un-called-on:
“I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project,” said Rupert Murdoch, News Corp. chairman. “We are sorry for any pain that this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson.”
Murdoch added that in the crass and classless interview’s place, Fox will instead air a special installment of their new hit reality series Most Outrageous Baby-Punchings with the Stars.






November 21st, 2006 10:37
Good. Now I don’t have to not remember to not watch it.