You Better Work (Supermodel)
Decades after her supermodel flame has faded, former professional mannequin Christy Turlington has announced she deeply regrets getting paid jillions of dollars to wear clothes.
“How could I have spent so many years? So many hours? If I could add up the hours I spent letting people fuss and take light-meter readings and primp, it could make you scream.”
Well that’s just great, Christy. All those hours I spent masturbating to your Vogue and Glamour layouts… wasted. If I could add up the hours I spent setting up a camera and tying knots and autoerotically satisfying myself, it could make you scream.
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December 8th, 2006 15:36
This is, as is clearly titled, GOSSIP. How dare you take out of context, words that MAY have been s tated by Christy. Her contribution to this world in which you live is so ironically the opposite of what you feel you need to do in this statement. I know Christy. I know her heart. I know her work. I know her commitment to something greater than you could ever maintain in the name of goodness. Don’t bash good people. There is, as you can see in her contribution to this world/society great depth to this woman. STOP
December 8th, 2006 16:22
Oh my God! Christy Turlington’s mom reads JUNKINESS!
December 8th, 2006 16:28
Doris Ozmun, Ed Begley Jr. and now Christy Turlington?! Is there no American treasure you people won’t tarnish with your reckless spew?
Who’s next? The woman from Roxette? Craig T. Nelson? The guy from Roxette?
At long last, have you no dignity, Junkiness?!
December 8th, 2006 16:32
Do NOT talk shit about Craig T. Nelson. At least, not if you value your life.
December 8th, 2006 16:33
Now who’s respons- ah say who’s respons- ah say who’s responsible for this unwarranted attack on ma person?!
December 8th, 2006 16:34
Oh, and for the record: this blog is, as is clearly titled, JUNKINESS. How dare you take seriously, words that MAY have been stated by our editors? Our contribution to this world in which you live is so ironically the opposite of what you feel you need to do with your comments.
December 8th, 2006 16:38
Ian, I think you’ve confused Christy Turlington with Foghorn Leghorn. I can see how you might get them confused. One is a tall, weird-looking cartoon character, and the other is Foghorn Leghorn.