Lindsay Lohan is The Voice of a Generation
Page Six reports that Lindsay Lohan wants Al Gore and the Clintons to aid her in her efforts to defend herself against the media. In an email she sent to her friends, Lohan claims that Gore approached her at a party and offered to do what he could to help her cause.
Invoking what she puzzlingly calls the “way of the future-Howard Hughes,” her desire is to “release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press.”
Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on “how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see.”
Yes, I so agree totally. Lindsay has impacted me and my generations’ society a lot and we must obviously see that. So let me be the first to announce on here that in terms of supportation, Lindsay totally has mine and I voucher to aid her in any way feasible to support her in her efforts to educate are country for the betterment.
Update: Gawker’s got the entire batshit email.
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December 7th, 2006 12:06
I thought Pepsi was the choice of our generation.
December 7th, 2006 12:15
Now we know who’s been writing Bush’s speeches.
December 7th, 2006 13:47
What’s interesting to me is the fact that Al Gore is hitting on LiLo at parties. Or is he scouting out his next running mate?
December 7th, 2006 16:23
Who gives a Fark?
December 7th, 2006 18:38
I saw al gore recentely at one of his movie presentations. One of the questions asked was if he is going to run for president. He said no but didnt rule it out completely.
http://www.newsbog.com
December 7th, 2006 19:00
… and then he flashed his shaved genitals as he got into his limo. That crazy Al!