Worst. Party. Ever.
Q: What do you get when you combine Matthew McConaughey, Paris Hilton, Wilmer Valderrama, Michelle Rodriguez, Steve-O, and Kevin Federline?
A: Herpes, electrocuted and a DUI.
Right? Not according to In Touch magazine. The ironically named tab-rag names the celebs listed above as “Hollywood’s Biggest Party Animals.”
Matthew McConaughey has stunned Hollywood by beating Paris Hilton to the top of a new party animals poll. McConaughey, dubbed The Life Of The Party, is the unlikely choice to lead In Touch magazine’s new Hollywood’s Biggest Party Animals list.
Noticeable absences are the other members of Hilton’s new party trio, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, although Spears’ estranged husband Kevin Federline does make the grade at number eight.
If these guys are the life of the party, then please, lose my invitation. This looks like the list of people I would avoid at a party. Fucking Ralph Nader led a more popular party than this bunch.
When asked about his absence from the list, a distraught Andrew W. K. replied, “I just don’t get it. When it’s time to party I always party hard!”
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