Love “Pot” Calls Coogan “Kettle” Black
Courtney Love fears she may have contracted a sexually transmitted disease from her former lover Steve Coogan. She says:
“I’ve kept journals of every single thing, every single person I’ve ever slept with. Steve Coogan needs to lose the naughty f#$@ing altar boy routine. When I was with him, he passed the line of what even I thought was normal. He has an intense sex addiction. He never wanted to stop. If he’s given me anything, I swear to God I’d cut his d**k off!”
I’m not a genital doctor, but I don’t think Love has anything to be concerned about. My guess is that all the diseases she brought to the table counteracted whatever Coogan had. The only worry is that their diseases may have joined forces to create a super STD that the North Koreans or whoever will get a hold of and use to take away our freedoms. That would totally suck–and I’m a huge fan of Korean food.
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December 11th, 2006 19:44
Its weird, but I’m actually impressed that Courtney is wearing underpants in this photo. I’m pretty sure “Britney outclassed by Courtney” is one of the seven signs of the apocalypse.
December 11th, 2006 21:06
[...] Source – JunkinessCourtney Love fears she may have contracted a sexually transmitted disease from her former lover Steve Coogan. She says:“I’ve kept journals of every single thing, every single person I’ve ever slept with. Steve Coogan needs to lose the naughty f#$@ing altar boy routine. When I was with him, he passed the line of what even […] Read More.. [...]
December 13th, 2006 13:15
Didn’t she get what she asked for? Didn’t sheknow that an Altar Boy turned inside out is a sex Machine on the Prowl to save souls?