Skanky Sorority Girl is Sorry for Scandalous Email
The sorority girl who had a one night stand with Vince Vaughn regrets going public with the fling. Laura Mallory Lane sent a detailed email to her friends describing the “steamy” encounter with the actor, which eventually was leaked to the press. Some believe this revelation caused the split between Vaughn and his then girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. Lane says:
“My biggest mistake was putting my personal life in an email that could be exaggerated, embellished and shared with others against my intentions…I stand by the belief that while I may have made an error in judgment, I did nothing to deliberately hurt anyone, and acted as many young women in my position would.”
Hear, hear, Laura Mallory Lane! Hear, hear! About time somebody set people straight about young women. Young women are so out for hot adulterous sex with celebrities it’s crazy. They’re an epidemic, like the bird flu, except they aren’t birds and stuff. Or something. Regardless, let’s be real: what young women wouldn’t totally let Vince Vaughn wear her bra while he sucked her asshole as a brood of midgets little people looked on masturbating? Huh? Huh? I rest my case!
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December 15th, 2006 14:35
[...] The student’s actions were uncovered when visiting sororiy girl, Laura Mallory Lane brought it to the attention of the administration. “It wasn’t as tangy as Vince’s but I still totally recognized the flavor.” [...]