Britney Finds One More Thing to Be the Worst At
In an online poll conducted by two canine-fetish magazines, pantiless pop princess Britney Spears has been named the worst celebrity dog owner of the year.
“Britney was the overwhelming choice” for worst celebrity dog owner for 2006, Hilary O’Hagan, editor of The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines, said in a statement. “She once had three Chihuahuas … and never left home without at least one of them on her arm,” O’Hagan said. “As soon as she met K-Fed … (the dogs) disappeared.”
When reached for comment, Spears said, “That’s nonsense. I take excellent care of Sean Preston and Jayden James. In fact, I just sent them off to the kennels for their shots, a quick neuter, and a flea dip.” The starlet then sped off for a night of zany fun with her best crotch.
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