Firecrotch’s Appendix Makes a Break For It
Lindsay Lohan has checked into a Los Angeles hospital to get her appendix removed. She had been feeling ill the past couple of days.
“She is having her appendix removed,” publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnik said of the 20-year-old “Mean Girls” star. Sloane-Zelnik declined to elaborate on Lohan’s condition.
Lohan’s vagina, however, met with the press outside the actress’s hospital room. “Saw this one coming a mile away,” it said. “Appendix just couldn’t handle being up inside L-Lo. What a pussy!”
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