Brooding Britney Bares Naked… Soul

Britney Spears, light of our lives, may have had a rough 2006—an unseemly divorce, some bad press, a rampaging vagina on the loose, you know how it goes—but she’s determined to kick off the new year with a fresh start.

No, she’s not hiring a shaman—Sorry, guys! Loved Apocalypto!—instead, the puffy popstress has posted a heartfelt letter on her website for her dwindling fan base, addressing her uneven behavior and discussing her plans for a brighter future.

After some near-Nietzschean introspection (”Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction”), Spears goes on to promise a renaissance of musical productivity and panty-wearing not seen since before the sweet faux-whorishness of her teens gave way to the unpleasant genuine whorishness of her twenties:

I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year… I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level.

While it’s probable that most fans would like to be reached out to on a little less personal level than in recent months, the sentiment is admirable. As for “bigger and better”—you’re halfway there, Brit! Don’t give up now!

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