Dita Vonts A Divorce
Burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese has filed for divorce from rocker Marilyn Manson. Von Teese claims Manson’s incessant partying with Lindsay Lohan as one of the reasons for the split. A source told The Sun:
“She just had enough of his wild partying. Lindsay Lohan was ringing up the house wanting to come round and party with him. The phone would go all through the night, with people constantly turning up to hang out.”
Another reason for the split was that Manson’s drug use had made him paranoid, so much so that he was convinced their cleaner was out to kill him.
I don’t know what’s worse: Having Lindsay Lohan call you up to chat at 2:00 am, thinking your cleaner is going to kill you, or getting divorced from somebody named “Dita Von Teese.” Brian, you have our sympathies.





