Justin Timberlake’s Luck Turns Around

After a life plagued with hardship, it seems fortune is finally shining on pop singer Justin Timberlake, as he’s reported to be dating both Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel:

Rumors Timberlake was dating the actress started circulating after Johansson appeared in the singer’s new video. But then Biel seemed to have won Timberlake’s heart after he was spotted wooing the actress at Prince’s post-Golden Globe Awards party in Los Angeles. A week later, the singer jetted the actress to be by his side at the Sundance Film Festival, where the couple hit the party scene.

But then, over the weekend, Timberlake and Johansson were spotted together again in Miami, Florida. An insider tells In Touch magazine, “They spent the whole weekend together.”

If you picked up on the fact that Johansson was in The Prestige and Biel was in The Illusionist, you’ve got JT pegged: He’s obsessed with period films about magicians. Word has it, he’s got plans to finger-bang Paul Giamatti all next weekend.

Seriously though, if that’s the kind of life Timberlake wants, he can have it. I mean, between juggling two women, how does he even have time to play World of Warcraft or masturbate to anime porn or eat an entire bag of Chips Ahoy in one sitting or masturbate to World of Warcraft? What a loser.

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