Swag: Misplaced Righteous Indignation Edition

Let’s play a trivia game: Guess who said the following things about Anna Nicole Smith:

1. Man, keeping up with The Days Of Anna Nicole Smith’s Lives is sort of like watching the saddest E! True Hollywood Story ever, as it’s actually happening, helpless to do or say anything about the shameful display unfolding before you.

2. We just want to take a moment to say that we are feeling genuinely upset… Now, sadly, her life has come to a tragic end. And, as far as we can tell, no other celebrity can fill her unique void.

3. A judge in Los Angeles has ordered Anna Nicole Smith to submit her baby daughter for a paternity test. They’re hoping somehow they can prove she’s not actually the mother.

4. Anna Nicole Smith died today. Thoughts, prayers… all that stuff.

5. Tune in tomorrw[sic] when we reveal the recipe Anna is planning to use to eat her newborn baby.

6. For those of you whose hearts have turned to stone, enjoy this obituary, written from the P.O.V. of an a**hole.

7. Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyer has dropped his client, saying he completely supports the embattled bombshell, but he just received a call from Satan…

8. R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith, 1967-2007. You were one of a kind, and we’ll miss you.

9. [W]ho ever would have thought a man would be arguing to PROVE he knocked up Anna Nicole? … an allegation we find dubious if for no reason other than Anna Nicole’s inability to orchestrate anything more elaborate than a sandwich.

10. As soon as we heard the bad news about Anna Nicole, we immediately wondered which media outlet would provide us with the most brazenly tasteless coverage of her passing….

Answers: 1. BWE, 2. BWE, 3. BWE, 4. BWE, 5. BWE, 6. BWE, 7. BWE, 8. BWE, 9. BWE, 10. BWE

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