Crazy Astronaut Mourning Anna Like the Rest of Us
Lisa Marie Nowak, the road-tripping, diaper-wearing, kidnap-attempting astronaut is said to be saddened by the news of Anna Nicole Smith’s sudden death.
“I wish Anna hadn’t died,” she told her lawyers. “I only had four days in the spotlight. Four lousy days. What did the ‘Runaway Bride’ get? Six weeks? Shoot, I thought I’d get at least a month, maybe even two. I mean, who does an astronaut gotta pepper spray to get her name back in the headlines? Come on!”
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