It’s My Support in a Box
Justin Timberlake, whose fresh dance moves and boyish good looks have led him to be described as “a human Michael Jackson,” has come to the defense of former girlfriend Britney Spears’ decision to shave her head Saturday. Said Timberlake:
It was a smart choice. She is starting over, cleaning herself up. It was something you wouldn’t expect most stars to do, so she is taking a chance.
When asked to name other choices which he considered smart, Timberlake offered the following examples:
- President Bush’s decision to invade Iraq
- Michael Richards’ decision to take a crack at “edgy” humor
- Mel Gibson’s decision to open his mouth, ever
- Christopher Reeve’s decision to try a “frontside 720″ on a horse
- Anne Frank’s decision to be Jewish
- Your decision to vote for Ralph Nader
- Britney’s decisions to cheat on Timberlake, marry some schlub for two days, stroll barefoot through pee-soaked restrooms, give birth to the children of an unemployed carnival worker, flash her terrifying razor-burned vajayjay at paparazzi no less than 16 times in a three-day span, and slowly transform herself from luscious teen seductress to puffy, wild-eyed mental patient
- Your mother’s decision to trust the rhythm method
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