Oscar Highlight: Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Al Gore might have received accolades for raising climate change awareness, and Sherry Lansing might have won the Humanitarian Award, but they weren’t the only altruists at the show last night. I’m speaking of course of Phillip Seymour Hoffman:

While many assumed Hoffman’s slovenly appearance was due to his starring role in an upcoming biopic about vomit, zooming in on the actor’s head reveals something else entirely:

Thanks to PSH and his unwashed body, orphaned opossums will always have a warm place to live. Word has it, there’s a family of prairie dogs living in his bellybutton too.





