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    ABC is giving the cavemen from the Geico commercials their own sitcom following encouraging focus group results where only three participants died. “That’s a homerun,” said one executive. “After the According to Jim screening, twelve people started bleeding from their eyes.”

    ABC denied rumors that Steven Dorff would be starring in the series. “He auditioned, but we weren’t feeling it.”

    In related news, CBS has optioned the rights to a variety show featuring the “Sleep Number Bed.”


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