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  • UPDATE: “Sinbad Dead” Dead


    Well, after twenty-four hours of conjecture and rumors, the horrible news we’ve dreaded has finally come to pass. That’s right—the rumor that beloved American comedy icon Sinbad is dead… is dead:

    Despite rumors that comedian/actor Sinbad died in March 2007, the 50-year-old entertainer is alive and well. The misinformation that he passed away from a heart attack was merely part of a prank spread through a phony on-line biographic entry.

    So although our cherished rumor has passed on, those of us left behind have a solemn duty to carry on with our lives, remembering the good times we had with the rumor, not its sad demise. For I believe the rumor would want us not to mourn, but to live joyously in the knowledge that it has moved on to a happier place, where the sun is always shining and Sinbad is always dead.

    Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

    (Follow the complete saga here, here, and here.)


    10 Responses to “UPDATE: “Sinbad Dead” Dead”

    1. kittenpants
      March 15th, 2007 18:21
      1

      The new rumor is that Sinbad is dating Rumer Willis.

    2. Ian
      March 15th, 2007 18:53
      2

      I don’t want to live in a world where Sinbad isn’t not un-dead.

    3. johnny h.
      March 16th, 2007 00:55
      3

      i just saw him at a gig i worked for in palm springs, he may actually be dead and re-animated. that would explain his “act”

    4. Kevin
      March 16th, 2007 11:10
      4

      saw him in Philly in December coming from Denver…..lost his bags and was pissed

    5. Tom_Sizemore
      March 16th, 2007 11:25
      5

      Now Sinbad can get back to dying on stage!

      (rimshot)

      Thanks Ed Shaughnessy!

    6. deb
      March 16th, 2007 21:30
      6

      y’all are pathetic. Faking someone’s death and being happy about it. Absolutely pathetic.

    7. digibrill
      March 17th, 2007 02:35
      7

      hey deb, I am sure Sinbad will thank you for your concern in the afterlife.

    8. Erick Green
      March 26th, 2007 19:12
      8

      that aint right and yall no it whoever did it is really gonna regret it

    9. principalgirl
      March 26th, 2007 21:54
      9

      Sinbad is a doll baby and very funny…dead and undead. I would go to his show and raise him from the dead if he really was…he is great!!! and very cute!

    10. heh
      December 2nd, 2007 01:25
      10

      “Erick Green

      …whoever did it is really gonna regret it”

      umm, why?

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