Shatner? I Barely Know Her!
To promote yesterday’s release of the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner on DVD, we’re giving away a prize package that includes that very DVD along with DVDs of the Pamela Anderson Roast and the Denis Leary Roast.
All three DVDs can be yours if you’re the clever little monkey who comes up with the best description of a three-way involving Shatner, Anderson and Leary. Enter as many times as you like by leaving your entry in the comments of this post (Official Rules). We’ll choose and announce a winner round about Monday-ish. Meanwhile, check out some clips from the Shatner DVD after the jump.
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March 21st, 2007 16:27
Shatner: I had more fun banging a tribble.
Pam: What do you think that was between my legs?
Leary: Both of you STFU!!! And bring me some more WHIPPETS!!
March 21st, 2007 16:48
Reports of a three-way between Dennis Leary, William Shatner, and Pamela Anderson, turned out just to be Pamela Anderson binge eating, while smoking a cigarette with her vagina.
March 21st, 2007 16:58
I like my women like I like my three-ways between Pamela Anderson, Dennis Leary, and William Shatner: Big tits, lots of swearing, and replaced by Patrick Stewart.
March 21st, 2007 17:14
Shat
And
Lear
March 23rd, 2007 10:35
Pam: Want a BJ TJ?
Shat: Oh God, someone Rescue Me!
Leary: I’d rather fuck Barb Wire!
March 26th, 2007 22:00
Shatner removes his hair piece, placing it on the mannequin head
gently, and entering the room in a red velvet robe. Leary extinguishes his
cigarette, and unceremoniously strips down to a pair of Cam Neely
Foundation boxers that read “Go Puck Yourself” across the rear. Slowly, the
two begin to explore each other’s bodies. Brass middle age giving way
to the pharmaceutically asisted assuredness of experience. Soon they
unite until Ireland is filled with Israelites. When it is over,
Anderson, who has been masturbating in the corner, cries. She has never seen
anything so beautiful.