“Clean” Brit Has “Toothache”
Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital last night for emergency dental work.
“Spears checked in because she was experiencing significant pain in one of her molars. She was seen leaving the hospital less than one hour later.”
As she left, Spears shouted to reporters, “My tooth had some leftover crack in it, y’all! Doc got it out, though, so I’m good. Hey, anybody need some rock? No? You sure? All right then, y’all. I’m gonna go have sex with a hobo. See ya’!”
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