McCain Hires Jew-Counting Dog-Killer
Looking
to boost his fledgling campaign, John McCain yesterday hired Nixon appointee Fred Malek to help raise funds. In case you’re not familiar with Malek, David Corn via Think Progress says:
Nixon summoned the White House personnel chief, Fred Malek, to his office to discuss a “Jewish cabal†in the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The “cabal,†Nixon said, was tilting economic figures to make his Administration look bad. How many Jews were there in the bureau? he wanted to know. Malek reported back on the number, and told the President that the bureau’s methods of weighing statistics were normal procedure that had been in use for years.
Think Progress adds:
Among Malek’s other highlights — being arrested as a young man for killing, skinning, and barbecuing a dog.
Reached for comment, McCain said, “Don’t be silly. I don’t have any use for a Jew-counter or a dog-killer. In truth, I was looking for a Jew-killer and a dog-counter, and Malek was the closest I could find.”
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