JUNKINESS Exclusive! Alec Baldwin’s Apology Voicemail
By now you’ve probably heard Alec Baldwin’s shocking rant on his daughter’s voicemail, in which he displays some award-winning parenting skills.
“Once again, I’ve made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone… You don’t have the brains, or the decency as a human being — I don’t give a damn that you’re 12 years old or 11 years old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do… You are a rude, thoughtless little pig.”
What you may not know is that the taped conversation was most likely leaked to the press by Baldwin’s ex-wife, Kim Basinger, against the orders of the family court that temporarily suspended Baldwin’s visitation rights. Furthermore, Junkiness has obtained this exclusive recording of Alec’s heartfelt apology to his little girl.
In related news, Stephen Baldwin is still alive and hopes to receive his own voicemail message from his brother, or from the rest of the family, or, really, from anyone. Call him!
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April 20th, 2007 13:50
My secretary just heard the clip emanating from my office.
April 20th, 2007 14:43
maybe it’s just me, but this hardly seems like an appropriate way to apologize to one’s daughter. a simple ‘i’m sorry’ would suffice.
April 20th, 2007 15:50
I think you’re mistaken–I’m pretty sure that’s Joe Simpson making his Christmas call to the girls.