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  • Falwell That Ends Well

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    … And with so much love left to give.

    Alternate, meaner titles for this post:

    • Falwell Blames Death on Abortions, Gays, Liberal Hollywood
    • Q: What Lies in a Box and Hates Gays? A: Jerry Falwell
    • Falwell About to Find Out that Heaven is a Lot Hotter than He Thought
    • Falwell Horrified to Discover that Light at End of Tunnel is Gay Disco Party
    • Falwell Waits in Purgatory While God Crafts Eternal Butt Plug
    • Gay God Gets Ready to Hit the Showers with Falwell
    • Falwell Gets Shocker at Pearly Gates: 9/11 Was His Fault
    • Guess Who’s Not Getting Invited To Oscar Wilde and Truman Capote’s KY Afterlife Party?
    • Falwell Dead; Nation’s Gays Mourn Passing by Entering Glory-Holes At “Half-Shaft”
    • How The Mighty Have Falwellen

    6 Responses to “Falwell That Ends Well”

    1. Ian
      May 15th, 2007 16:17
      1

      I think in that picture Jerry’s expelling God from Heaven for being too tolerant.

    2. Jasper
      May 15th, 2007 19:58
      2

      Falwell’s punishment in the afterlife: nonstop, round-the-clock showings of PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT, and HEDWIG AND THE ANRGY INCH and nothing to drink but Tartinis. Rest in turmoil, you waste of (a ton of) flesh.

    3. chromatic
      May 15th, 2007 20:57
      3

      I think I ruptured something. Thanks!

    4. dale
      May 15th, 2007 22:11
      4

      hotter than he thought = brilliant

    5. Genevieve
      May 17th, 2007 13:36
      5

      I swear, ever since I heard the news I can’t get the song “Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead” out of my head. Not a joke.

    6. Gabariel
      May 21st, 2007 14:07
      6

      Who Was gerry falwell?

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