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  • ABC: All ’bout Cavemen

    20070516124615.jpgIt’s official. ABC has announced that it’s cancelling George Lopez’s sitcom and replacing him with a show about the Geico Cavemen. In other news, a nervous Jim Belushi was last seen running over the Geico Lizard.

    This just in: Stephen Dorff has been spotted running towards Rodeo Drive carrying his lizard-cooking pan.


    3 Responses to “ABC: All ’bout Cavemen”

    1. Jasper
      May 16th, 2007 17:18
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      On the bright side, we’re one step closer to “The Ass-Holders from the Pepto Bismol Ads: The Series.”

    2. Ian
      May 16th, 2007 19:34
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      Good point, Jasper–they’ve even got a built-in theme song. (I would also fully support Head On: The Motion Picture.)

    3. Jasper
      May 16th, 2007 22:49
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      That’s box-office GOLD right there, Ian…but ONLY if they can get that raspy-voiced African-American guy to star.

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