ABC: All ’bout Cavemen
It’s official. ABC has announced that it’s cancelling George Lopez’s sitcom and replacing him with a show about the Geico Cavemen. In other news, a nervous Jim Belushi was last seen running over the Geico Lizard.
This just in: Stephen Dorff has been spotted running towards Rodeo Drive carrying his lizard-cooking pan.






May 16th, 2007 17:18
On the bright side, we’re one step closer to “The Ass-Holders from the Pepto Bismol Ads: The Series.”
May 16th, 2007 19:34
Good point, Jasper–they’ve even got a built-in theme song. (I would also fully support Head On: The Motion Picture.)
May 16th, 2007 22:49
That’s box-office GOLD right there, Ian…but ONLY if they can get that raspy-voiced African-American guy to star.