Kirk Cameron’s Favorite Shark
New DNA evidence has uncovered a hammerhead shark born as the result of a “virgin birth.“Â
The finding marks the first confirmed case of a female shark fertilizing her own eggs and giving birth without sperm from a male, a process known as parthenogenesis.
The new DNA evidence also allowed scientists to predict that thousands of years from now, followers of the shark will deny the existence of dinosaurs, start crappy ska bands and molest the shit out of baby sharks.
In related news, Mel Gibson has decided to remake the 1975 hit film Jaws, promising even more gore (especially in the iconic shark-crucifixion scene). The film’s plot remains basically the same, but this time when Brody says “We’re gonna need a bigger boat,” Noah shows up.
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June 5th, 2007 12:58
My friend Wayne is a member of Jaws for Jesus.
June 6th, 2007 10:48
That’s not true! I’m not your friend.