Snickers is Reeeeeaaally Satisfying
When you’re looking for a protein bar, 
look no farther than Snickers Marathon. With flavors like Chocolate Nut Burst and Caramel Nut Rush, how can you resist? We think you’ll enjoy swallowing the entire line of Marathon Bar flavors, including:
Vanilla Jizz Bomb
Cherrie-jaculation
Nut-Butter Brickle
Chunky Baby Batter
Sploogberry Blast
Rocky Load
Glacial Facial
Kumquat
Chocolate Chip Ookie Cookie
Butterscotch Smegma
Delicious Nougat Almond Stain
Felch Swirl
Bukkake Nut Cluster
Skeet Squirt
Goo Juice Guzzle
Spunky Monkey
Almond Joy
Cummy Bears
Semen**
**Contains artificial flavoring
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July 6th, 2007 19:11
Don’t forget Spermoni.
July 9th, 2007 23:26
Rocky Load is delish!
July 10th, 2007 02:04
rocky load…. fuck why couldn’t i think of that?? wait, wait… how bout bloody stool surprise now with extra chunks of old man balls? does that work?
July 10th, 2007 13:16
pralines & dick