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    • In Memoriam

    Here lies Junkiness
    May 2006 – July 2007


    This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 at 11:16 am and is filed under Too Soon. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.


    17 Responses to “In Memoriam”

    1. Ian
      August 1st, 2007 11:38
      1

      Normally I like nearly everything on Junkiness.com, but I found this tacky and tasteless.

    2. cmonks
      August 1st, 2007 11:55
      2

      Not nearly enough dog fornication in this. What gives?

    3. rob
      August 1st, 2007 12:04
      3

      does this mean there’ll soon be a junkiness movie starring alan rickman as matthew tobey?

    4. Zac
      August 1st, 2007 12:07
      4

      > does this mean there’ll soon be a junkiness movie starring
      > alan rickman as matthew tobey?

      As Tiffany or Belinda Carlisle said “Only in My Dreams”

      So long, Uncle Junky. Damn those headlines in that tribute video were funny.

    5. Trevor
      August 1st, 2007 12:27
      5

      Goddammit. If Stephen Dorff had staged a proper comeback, this wouldn’t have happened. You had the market on Dorff jokes cornered. You were poised!

      I’ll get that fucker Dorff if it’s the last thing I do.

    6. Uncle Junky
      August 1st, 2007 12:42
      6

      Tomike, you are trippin’. Trippin forever.

    7. Dennis Lu
      August 1st, 2007 13:19
      7

      Con: Junkiness is gone!?
      Pro: Jodi Foster has a new movie out according to Google.
      Con: Google lies about Jodi Foster all the time.
      Pro: The staff of Junkiness.com, all consummate professionals.

    8. larala
      August 1st, 2007 14:15
      8

      I just cleaned out my bloglines and got rid of all the gossip sites except junkiness. Now I have to go crawling back to defamer.

    9. eponymagain
      August 2nd, 2007 19:23
      9

      I’ve got debts no honest man can pay.

    10. dbati
      August 3rd, 2007 18:17
      10

      gosh, we’ll miss you.

      Dbati

    11. JasonC
      August 5th, 2007 20:27
      11

      this is fucking bullshit. fuck you guys.

    12. Brandon
      August 6th, 2007 01:29
      12

      Well, this blows. I used to fill my “I’m obviously going to Hell” daily quota feeling just by visiting this site. What am I going to do now?

      Will throwing rocks at old people exiting the dialysis center near my office help? Please advise.

    13. kittenpants
      August 6th, 2007 11:01
      13

      Throwing rocks is mean. Throw used needles.

    14. rob
      August 6th, 2007 12:47
      14

      time for a reunion tour. get moving on it.

    15. wayne Gladstone
      August 12th, 2007 23:32
      15

      Courage

    16. DrunknMunky
      September 3rd, 2007 18:00
      16

      Funny video – I love the post :)

    17. DrunknMunky
      September 4th, 2007 17:53
      17

      I blue sun would be cooler than a yellow sun :) .

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