Orphan Lotto Fever: Catch It!
Impoverished
children the world over have dollar signs in their eyes in the wake of news that Angelina Jolie plans to adopt yet another baby. Speculation over what flavor of child the Oscar-winner might add to her managerie next has provided a liesurely respite to foreign youngsters in between their daily regimine of making, eating, and wearing dirt. And like an answered prayer from their third-world dirt-gods, now comes word that Jolie might widen the field for her third bundle of charity:
“Angelina Jolie would have adopted baby Zahara even she had been HIV positive.”
That’s right, if you’re an African infant with a penchant for sharing your smack needles, fret not. Angelina will welcome you with open arms into her will.
Somewhere Jm J. Bullock is in a tanning bed practicing his Swahili.
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June 29th, 2006 13:18
[...] Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have narrowed the search in the orphan lotto, hinting to the press their desire to make their next adoptee an older male child. [...]
July 12th, 2006 09:35
This website definitely deserves recognition.
June 6th, 2007 04:59
I am myself supporter of angelina jolie.zij am very beautiful and have them natural face without make-up.en its man turn in find I also heal beautiful.ze are appropriate really for elkaar.en I hope that them separates always together sense and never neemt.ik hou of jouuu joliee I is you echtte echtte supporter
***… Nurcan….***
December 13th, 2007 11:37
“third-world dirt-gods,African infant with a penchant for sharing your smack needles”- is it just me or am I the only one who finds this use of language offensive.
June 5th, 2008 02:35
oooo maddox i love you