Britney, The Sighted: Relieved of Photo Ops
Britney Spears has finally done it. The pop starlet has managed to escape the ever-watchful eye of the paparazzi.
“The singer suffered in silence while expecting SEAN PRESTON last year (05) and barely left home for fear of being snapped. But she has discovered sneaky ways to avoid the flashing lenses. Spears says, “I stayed in my house a lot during the last pregnancy because there were so many paparazzi outside. I didn’t do anything. For this pregnancy I’ve found more creative ways to get out side.”
Those ways include:
Not wearing makeup/not combing hair.
Gaining 40 pounds
Speaking. Out loud.
Aging.
A recent Us Weekly poll showed that after Brit begged to be left alone in her trainwreck interview with Matt Lauer, 87% of those polled were more than happy to grant her wish, and there were no takers when she offered up an exclusive follow up interview for $200k. I guess gum-smacking pregnant hillbillies aren’t as popular as they used to be. Too bad – my high school is full of them.
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