Coming Soon! “Rulin’ Out Justice 2: The Supreme Boogaloo”
In a world… where poor people rise like effluvia from our states’ most fetid districts, and towers of money teeter like dominoes, the rich American way of life is under assault. Who will be able to hold back the onslaught?
John Roberts and his rag tag group of Supreme Court Justices are at it again. Partying hard, and presiding in favor of policies that benefit the small number of lobbyists and aristocrats who got them appointed in the first place even harder!
In Rulin’ Out Justice, you watched them rule that it is democratic for corrupt Texas bureaucrats to divide the Lone Star State up in the way most fitting to ignore black people’s opinions, and you knew what side of the bread their butter was melted on.
But what if the very Sun itself was threatening to melt everything that Americans, humans and minorities hold most dear? Will they be able to muster up the courage to do what’s wrong and set dangerous precedents that will keep the President’s friends from losing a fraction of their billion-dollar assets? Or will they pussy out and decide that human life is more important that short-term profit points?
This summer… the Earth will… GOP to Hell!
(Rated R for Republican. May not be suitable for children or anybody.)
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