The Crime is Afoot
Okay, here’s the back story: Dude walks into a library and asks a girl if he can kiss her foot for a “sociology project.” She says no. He asks again. She says no again. He asks again. She says yes. He kisses her foot. She’s weirded out. Then when it’s all over, she calls the cops on him.
Now he’s facing a year-and-a-half in jail!
What the fuck? This guy should be given an award for persistence. Regardless of your views on stranger toe-sucking, you’ve got to give this guy credit for making a fetish work for him. I mean, she agreed to let him stick her foot in his mouth. He sweet-talked his way to first foot base. How does she get to press charges here?
Look, if every girl that I talked into having sex with me suddenly got second thoughts after the fact… Well, I’d be a free man. But I know a lot of people who’d be in jail.
(On a kind of unrelated note: What the hell is going on with this picture?)
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July 26th, 2006 16:53
I’m not sure about that picture, but he looks way too happy for it to be in any way appropriate.
July 26th, 2006 19:47
Ugh, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Thanks.