What the Hork?
Oh, so you know all the lines to every Star Wars movie, even the shitty ones? Yawn. You can trace every Sith master/apprentice back to Darths Bane and Zannah? Uh, huh. You know every battle in the Great Hyperspace War/Naddist Uprising? Oh look, that paint’s drying over there.
Really, you should be ashamed of yourself. You call yourself a Star Wars fanatic? You don’t deserve to suck on a tauntaun’s left testicle.
Now this guy is a Star Wars fanatatic! He raised $60,000 to shoot a film that will take place between episodes 3 and 4.
The film, titled Secrets of the Rebellion, is set in the days prior to the original Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope.
Actor Jim Siokos of Davenport, Iowa, will re-create Harrison Ford’s Han Solo character, as he wins the Millennium Falcon from Lando Calrissian. The film will delve into the the downfall of the Jedi, the theft of the Death Star blueprints, and the Empire’s efforts to reclaim them.
Oh, and he’s not going to make a dime off it, or else George Lucas will sue his ass.
You might as well get a girlfriend and learn to throw a football. Your identity has been vaporized.
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July 31st, 2006 19:19
George Lucas was quoted as saying “Oh awesome, 60 thousand dollars? That ought to be enough to pay for my lunch and the makeup on Admiral Ackbar’s cock. Don’t spend it all in one place, loser.”