Pluto Ain’t Going Out Like Some Bitch
An international panel of scientists has recommended that three new planets be officially added to our solar system. In addition, they announced that despite its many detractors, Pluto should still be considered a planet.
“Much-maligned Pluto would remain a planet — and its largest moon plus two other heavenly bodies would join Earth’s neighborhood — under a draft resolution to be formally presented Wednesday to the International Astronomical Union, the arbiter of what is and is not a planet.”
In a statement read from its vacation bungalow in Tahiti, Pluto said, “Fuck all y’all! Bitches can’t get rid of me. I’m here to stay, yo. Where my Mai-Tai at? Gangsta’ planet wants its Mai-Tai, yo! I gotta date with Vivica A. Fox tonight and I needs my Mai-Tai!”
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