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British men possibly not all gay. Or maybe they are. We don’t even know where Britain is. Or what “gay” means.
Okay, I’ve got my car keys and my wallet. Wait, where’s my thousands of hours of video footage of the Apollo moon landing? Shit! It was right here next to the vase when I came home last night?
Drew Barrymore adds “cooking” to the long list of things she can’t do, right between “acting” and “grooming.”
Rapper Lil’ Wayne given Congressional Medal of Good Citizenry or something.
You’ve really gotta get past the first 225 arrests before the rehabilitation can start.
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