Some Magic Guys Have All the Magic
Hey, you know how you’re always saying how you can’t stand that motherfucker David Copperfield and the ridiculous shit he’s always pulling? No, not Danny Bonaduce. The guy who’s weirder looking. You know, the magician. With the jazz hands. Yeah, that’s him.
It was nice when he faded away for a while, wasn’t it? Well, he’s back, and you’d better get used to him, because it turns out he’s gonna be here forever.
I’ve discovered a true phenomenon… You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again… Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they’ll fly away. It’s an amazing thing, very, very exciting.
Yeah, that’s right. Publicity whore David Copperfield–the guy who made the Statue of Liberty disappear–magically discovered a Fountain of Youth on an island he just bought. What are the odds?
In case you’re skeptical though, don’t be. It’s for real. I mean, why else would he hire biologists to come and test the water for magicallity? That just wouldn’t make sense.
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