Paramount Pictures is So Gonna Fail Its Personality Quiz
Paramount Pictures has ended its pact with Tom Cruise and his production company. Chairman Sumner Redstone sighted Cruise’s recent erratic behavior as a main reason for the split.
Redstone reportedly believed Cruise’s antics — including his now infamous appearances on “Oprah” and “Today” — had a negative impact on the bottom line for “Mission Impossible III.” Redstone said, “As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal.” Redstone told The Wall Street Journal: “His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount.”
I hope Redstone knows what he’s getting into. You just don’t diss an Operating Thetan like that. If I were Redstone, I’d steer clear of LA for a while. Otherwise he’ll risk getting hit by a Xenu bolt, and from what I’ve heard getting hit by a Xenu bolt is not a lot of fun. They say it’s akin to getting Shazamed by Shazam. Or something. Actually, I have no idea what getting hit by a Xenu bolt feels like. But do you remember Shazam? He was wicked awesome, right? Shazam!
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August 24th, 2006 03:26
well, since tommy boy is at that high level OT now and can move stuff with his mind, old redstone better be careful he’s not moved right off a cliff… them OT’s… they can be dangerous, all that lasering folks with they eyes n’ shit…