American War Hero Shall Spawn!
Jessica Lynch is pregnant. The one-time Iraq POW is expecting her first child in January.
“I was not sure if this could ever happen for me,” Lynch, 23, said in a statement. “Learning to walk again and coping with the internal injuries that I still deal with pale in comparison to the tremendous joy of carrying this child.”
In other news, it seems Lynndie England makes a cream of corn to die for. So say her fellow inmates at Naval prison, at least.
“I was not sure this could ever happen for me,” England, 23, said in a statement. “Learning to be a prisoner and coping with not being able to torture naked Iraqis pale in comparison to the tremendous joy of making this cream of corn.”
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August 25th, 2006 11:15
Not to rain on the parade, but I’ve seen the sonogram, and the little guy looks sort of… Saddamish.
August 25th, 2006 21:02
I think it’s spelled, “sodomite.”
August 27th, 2006 16:23
Lynddie England’s kid had better behave itself.