Justin Timberlake Is a Dog-Fucking Monkey
Justin
Timberlake recently opened his mouth and out came some of the richest and ripest blog-fodder this side of a LiLo twat-slip:
He revealed in an interview with Britain’s GQ magazine: “Men are monkeys, man. As for marriage and so on, I have my two dogs for kids so you should ask them how I’m doing! Never say never, but why ruin a good thing?”
After being quizzed on the best kiss he’d ever had, he replied: “Best kiss I ever had? That’s an easy one. The best kiss I ever got was from my little guy. His name is Buckley, he’s a boxer and he’s hilarious. When he kisses you it’s like a shower over your face.”
To sum things up, JT not only says Cameron Diaz is less desirable than a dog, but I’m pretty sure he likes to have sex with his boxer and might someday marry him. There’s really nothing I can add to that, so instead of writing jokes, I’ll go ahead and spend the next 10 minutes on something productive like cry-sturbating.
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September 12th, 2006 13:36
Don’t forget he also alluded to liking to be peed on (”shower over your face”) by Apollo Creed (”He’s a boxer and he’s hilarious”).
September 13th, 2006 10:24
[...] Of course, we all know JT is way into making out with his dogs and hopes to marry his boxer as soon as it becomes legal. So nice try, Justin, but we’re not buying it. Though I guess his revulsion could’ve actually been genuine on account of he was grossed out that the animals weren’t having sex with people. [...]
October 18th, 2006 12:10
[...] We’re not suggesting Denise Richards fucks her dogs, but word has it, upon hearing this, Justin Timberlake and Sheryl Crow invited her over for a key party. [...]