Finally! Someone Kicks the Shit Out of Those Punk’d Assholes
Standing ovation for Zach Braff, please. 
He came out of a store to find a couple of kids spraypainting his brand new Porsche. He caught one and justifiably started beating the fuck out of the bitch.
What he didn’t know was that it was a stunt for Ashton Kutcher’s MTV show Punk’d and that the kid was 12-years-old.
“They choreographed the whole thing and I wasn’t supposed to catch the kid, but I caught him… and I’m not a big fighter or anything, but, with the adrenaline and everything, I just started pummeling him.”
Apparently, the kid tried to explain that it was just a prank. But when Zaff discovered it was for Punk’d, he just started wailing on him harder. That seems to be the appropriate response.
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September 14th, 2006 22:42
FINALLY! a reason to LIKE the guy…
September 15th, 2006 19:31
Wow, I always thought he was some big nosed faggot.
But now that he beat up a 12 year old, Ill have to respect him. I didnt think he could beat up a 12 year old.
Say,…this 12 year old was a a boy, right?
September 15th, 2006 19:45
i saw that one and zach didn’t hit the kid. plus even if he did, you think that they would have let the kid get beat down til the end of the skit? i’d have to call BS on this story.
September 15th, 2006 20:25
if you saw the show, which is like 2 seasons old….
they let him catch the kid on purpose
he just yells at the kid & grabs him till the “authorities” come
still veryfunny though
September 15th, 2006 21:00
I heard the kid punched him solid in the stomach using brass knuckles. Then the mothership landed and 3 aliens jumped out with ray-guns and blasted the kids head off.
September 15th, 2006 21:03
You forgot the part where Bugs Bunny threw radioactive carrots at the Punk’d crew!
September 16th, 2006 03:57
This story is from Conan O’ Brien. He had Braff on the show, and he told Conan that he grabed the kid and started pummiling him. But they edited it out of the show. Then a coupla days later ashton kutcher was on and said that it was true. He also said they cut it because they didn’t want Braff beating the shit out of a 13 year old on TV (you know, he has an “image”).
September 16th, 2006 08:50
I also saw zach telling the story on late night. honestly, I salute him for beating that kid, I do.
September 17th, 2006 16:32
finally I say, finally. (even though it’s a long time ago)