Is Sheryl Crow Justin Timberlake’s Soul-Mate?
Just
days after Justin Timberlake admitted he’s into fucking dogs, pop-rocker Sheryl Crow has confessed she had an ongoing relationship with her dog Scout before the animal’s death in April:
“Scout and I used to stare into each other’s eyes longingly, it was like a sick love affair.”
So there you have it, bestiality is the new anorexia. In a year, all the celebs will be doing it, so you might as well jump on the bandwagon now. I started making love to my ferret months ago, because I just had a feeling this trend was about to hit. I’m also preparing for masturbating to The Weather Channel in drag to become all the rage in Hollywood. Should be any day now.
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September 16th, 2006 14:36
Lucky dog!!!
September 16th, 2006 14:37
Sheryl Crow’s dog … I mean!!!
September 20th, 2006 15:38
I *KNEW* masturbating to The Weather Channel in drag would be hip sooner or later!
October 18th, 2006 13:09
[...] We’re not suggesting Denise Richards fucks her dogs, but word has it, upon hearing this, Justin Timberlake and Sheryl Crow invited her over for a key party. [...]