Desperately Seeking Turtlenecks
America is just not ready to see Teri Hatcher’s nipples, no matter how desperately she wants to flaunt them. Like the award-winning Tony Danza film, She’s Outta Control!
Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher fears her producers have to waste thousands in editing suites because she can’t control her nipples. She says, “The whole first season, thousands of dollars were spent digitally erasing my nipples.”
But she complains that other hit shows on TV network ABC get a pass when it comes to breast problems. She adds, “I think Grey’s Anatomy gets to have nipples and I have a little beef to have with the network about that. Then again, they are on at 10 o’clock – 10 o’clock, you can have nipples, nine o’clock no nipples.”
Former flame Ryan Seacrest blames the nipples for their breakup. “I was fooled by the magic of television editing to thinking Teri was fit and flat chested, with manly hands and a deep voice. But every time we went out it was nipples, nipples everywhere. It was a constant reality check I just couldn’t face.”
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February 28th, 2007 01:37
[...] Teri Hatcher has very expensive THO. According to the Desperate Housewives star, during the show’s first season, the producers spent thousands of dollars digitally erasing her nipples. For the love of Christ, will someone please run her picture this week? Next thing you know, she’ll be running to the press with some story about how she was sexually molested as a child. What’s that? Oh. [...]
February 28th, 2007 03:33
[...] Teri Hatcher has very expensive THO. According to the Desperate Housewives star, during the show’s first season, the producers spent thousands of dollars digitally erasing her nipples. For the love of Christ, will someone please run her picture this week? Next thing you know, she’ll be running to the press with some story about how she was sexually molested as a child. What’s that? Oh. [...]