Lyin’, Tiger and Bare*

PGA living-legend Tiger Woods is furious with a UK magazine that falsely attributed nude photos to Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren:

Woods and the United States team are said to be “appalled” by the article in the latest issue of the Dubliner, which portrays the players’ wives and girlfriends as cheap on the eve of the Ryder Cup.

I’m with Tiger on this one. Those naked pictures enraged me. I got so mad, I only masturbated to them like eight times… since I started writing this post. Oops, make that nine. I’m telling you, I’ve got my panties in such a bunch, that magazine will be lucky if I jerk off to those photos seven, maybe eight dozen more times. That kind of shamelessness and irresponsibility does not fly with me!

*Best. Retarded. Headline. Ever.

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