Bill Clinton Does Two Entirely Different Things in Two Entirely Different Universes
On Sunday, Former US President Clinton broke a common law of physics, 
when he simultaneously gave two completely different interviews with Fox News’ Chris Wallace.
When he first sat down with Wallace, the verismilitude of the universe was still unruptured by all accounts. However, it was briefly after Wallace asked him, “Why didn’t you do more to put bin Laden and Al Qaida out of business when you were president?” that reality ruptured itself into two parallel, equally real, sets.
In one universe, according to left-wing blogs, Clinton ably and thoughtfully defended himself against a question aimed at smearing his reputation. And in a completely different universe, right-wing blogs report screaming and finger-wagging, his face flushed a furious photoshopped red.
When asked for comment, the ghost of Hugh Everett, who proposed the many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics, was aghast: “Never before have my theories been so plainly proven correct. I only wish I were around to see it.”
Since filming, the two Bill Clintons have gone their separate ways, one to continue his work to raise money for his Clinton Global Initiative, and the other on a murderous rampage through the streets of Washington, spewing an acid-like substance from his salivary ducts.
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September 26th, 2006 10:54
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