Making Your Butt Talk Now Passes for Spiritual, Beautiful
[N]ow divorced, she’s found the right context for her love life with movie star Jim Carrey.
“It’s very real, very loving, very spiritual,” said McCarthy of her relationship with Carrey. “And the sex is beautiful.”
She can yammer on all she wants, but until I see it for myself, I won’t be convinced that sex between Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey doesn’t involve lubed-up rubber chickens, midgets, dueling Jack Nicholson impressions, farting in each other’s face, other midgets, seltzer bottles, gorilla costumes, farting midgets and Soupy Sales. And believe me, I tried all that in a dumpster with a homeless guy last night, and he didn’t think it was spiritual or beautiful at all.
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September 28th, 2006 18:43
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