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  • Harrison Ford Takes Casual Fridays A Little Too Literally

    Two security guards on the set of Calista Flockhart’s television show Brothers and Sisters, mistook Harrison Ford for a homeless person. A source said:

    “The guards told Calista some old guy had crawled into her car to go to sleep and that they’d called the cops to have him removed. Just as they were explaining the situation Harrison, looking disheveled, sat up and asked, ‘What’s all the commotion?’ Calista giggled as the guards apologized, saying they didn’t realise it was Harrison.”

    A big laugh was had by all. Then Ford asked the guards for spare change. Then everybody laughed again. Then Ford urinated in his pants. Then things got awkward and quiet.


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