Re-Re-Re-Re-Re-Rehab
Pete Doherty has entered rehab once again and called off the remainder of his British tour with his band Babyshambles. Photos surfaced of the singer looking, well, very disheveled the other night, and reports said that he had been kicked out of Moss’s house half-naked at 3:30 in the morning after the two got in a huge fight.
Let this be a lesson to us all: Don’t hog Kate Moss’s blow or she’ll force you into rehab so she can be all alone with her cocaine-y lover. Seriously, she has a sex-doll made completely out of cocaine. It’s kind of like how us normal people have sex-dolls made out of mashed-potatoes. Man, she is weird.
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October 9th, 2006 13:25
When did Kate start dating a ring-tailed lemur?
February 5th, 2007 22:48
i am sick to death of how everyone goes into to “rehab” for any kind of “bad”
behavior (or is that “bad” press). Isiah
Washington is is “bigot-hab” and now
the mayor of SF is in “sorry-I-had-an-
affair-with-an-employee’s-wife” alcohol rehab. I think I’ll go into “sorry-I-don’t-feel-like-going-to-work” hab tomorrow. I feel like checking out.